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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅
PLEASE HIS LITTLE FACE 🥹
Same as that water sipping kitten
I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO THIS BABY IS SO VIOLENT LMFAOOOO
life is hard, do you want to share a pastry?
Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.
their what now?
their ‘bussy’ you might say
i might not.
we should legalize polyamorous marriage for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like
my dad at 24: im gonna get married go to the US and start my own business with 30 dollars in my pocket
me at 24: i already went to wing stop this week and im to shy to go again because what if the cashier recognizes me
why isn’t anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? it’s okay to be wrong. being wrong, and realizing you were wrong, is how you learn and grow.
‘can you explain this gap in your resume’ oh yeah that’s when i was sealed in the cursed cube
patrik-star